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Sardaar

 Ek sardar ki chatri me hole

tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
 

Martin Luther

Martin Luther-
"If you cant Fly, Run;
If you cant Run, Walk;
If you cant Walk, Crawl.
But Keep Moving."

Sardar- "Wo to theek hai par jana kaha hai?"

 

The greatest justice in life is that

"The greatest justice in life is that
your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously."

Good Morning !!

 

Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha

Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha.
Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya.
Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H.
Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!:D
gn :)

 

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"

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sardar Or footboll

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf
hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni
taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......
wo mje kay hi nai dete me kia karon

 

Hawa Ka Pankha

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha
hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki
texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko
roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay
nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

 
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